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Description: Bringing new meaning to the word "ickle", the Victorious Mongoose - 1902a Concealable Ray Pistol - Miniature Version (to use its full name) is incredibly minute. So petite that we considered naming it the 1902a Easily Misplaceable Ray Pistol. But decided against it after an all-nighter with the Marketing department who insisted that in this case less is ironically more. Whatever will they think of next? Sliced bread? Bah Humbug! Based on the full size Victorious Mongoose, it measures a mere couple-of-thumbs-and-a-bit and is absolutely exquisitely detailed by Minisculisation Virtuoso, Dr Tremont. Made from confoundingly weighty metal, it has some rather uncomfortable-looking protrusions, so we recommend not swallowing. If swallowed, we can only recommend something really strong follows it. The Victorious Mongoose joins as the fifth gun in Dr Grordbort's range of miniature rayguns.

Description: "Shiny" - was our test panel's first reaction to the Pearce 75 Atom Ray Gun. And equally shiny is its minisculized counterpart. It is unique in that it has been miniaturised from a prototype. This is risky business, but who are we to argue with the scientists? At one quarter of its original scale, this finely detailed piece captures all the elaborate detail of its full scale counterpart and, like those larger guns, is made from metal. This piece is a limited edition of 1000.

Description: Some situations require an extra measure of magnificence of your armaments. Scode baiting, Meat Beetle melting and Secondary School education are just some examples.
Equally impressive at close range as it is over distances up to 230 yards, its POW and Wheel of Fun allow the discerning man hunter to focus the Ultra-Waves in whatever manner achieves the objective. It can put a hole the size of a small ladybug in the forehead of a foreign dignitary at 200 ft or blow an obese torso clean off in close quarters. It's a beaut! Aside from being comparatively compact, the Saboteur is also incredibly light, roughly equivalent to wielding a small partridge. It is dispatched packaged in equally light-weight materials and should reach you at your desired destination quick-smart and at low cost.
Made from Imitation Metal, Imitation Bakelite and Imitation Tremontium*

*While arguably inimitable individually, these compounds, when fused together under Earth's atmospheric conditions, take on a density and surface texture that is vaguely approximate to something called "ABS plastic".

Description: The Righteous Bison is no ordinary raygun. Far from it. Where traditionally manufacturers in the Wave Oscillation genre have (some say lazily) gone down the well charted route of heft and mass, the Righteous Bison has been designed with the handler in mind. Portability and wieldability have been the guiding lights for the ground breaking team of young talent that's been put in charge of this whimsical undertaking. It is furthermore an eminently suitable accessoire to your pseudo-victorian attire for weekending in the country or impressing your peers at parties or other large gatherings. The Righteous Bison can take a fair amount of man-handling. And even more woman-handling! The result, ladies and gentlemen, as I'm sure you agree, is nothing short of pretty good. The gun is about the same weight as a small brown trout (or two pints of Pale Ale) and can be fired continuously without exhausting the sportsman. Much like a good man-servant. It is despatched packaged in equally light-weight materials and should reach you at your desired destination quick-smart. Made from Imitation Metal* Any similarity between the Righteous Bison Indivisible Particle Smasher and the raygun silhouette in the crest of Grordbort Industries is naturally not completely coincidental. They're both rayguns, silly.

*Imitation Metal is a light-weight compound that looks and feels remarkably like plastic under Earth conditions

Description: Augmenting security with discretion, the Victorious Mongoose has been purposely produced at just over half the size of the earlier wave weapons, while still packing the punch of its big-boned counterparts. Snugly nestled in an unbearably dashing leather-embossed and satin-lined case, the world's first concealable ray pistol is at last upon us in complete and flawless glory. Our much cherished pocket-size atomiser - the world's first concealable ray pistol and the fourth in Doctor Grordbrort's line of infallible aether oscillators - is now available for your fine and capable hands to clasp and fondle. With an edition size of a mere 400, this punchy little nipper is flying off the shelves like a cash-eating flying fish attacking your wallet - and those of you who have had the privilege of such a rare encounter will know what curious jollies are to be had there. You know who you are.

Description: Dr. Grordbort does it again. "Ready to Use" the ManMelter 3600 ZX comes prepped to vaporise all and sundry down to a molecular level. Featuring many of the latest ameliorations in Raygun Technology, it comes with Phlogiston cannisters, cleaning apparatus and wingdings, so that you may commence atomising Moon Soldiers or neighbourhood dogs at your earliest convenience.
Be a Better Man with a Manmelter. Your wife may come back to you!*
(some assembly required)
*not covered under warranty